Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is stimulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.

The team building games are getting too intense for me.

Cockeyed

Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.

While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.

So that’s were that weird smell is coming from.

I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sounding and vision.

What I had done last year.

“Your dick sounds pretty good to me.”

The Jizz-o-scope in use

“Can you read the numbers in the first line?”

“Ouch.”

The Sound of Eye lens.

This is why I got my ribs removed

Why should you stop the hot chick at crystals and astrology? This is where you end up and you may not like it when she takes you there.