Did any famous people dodge the draft (and also underachieve their whole life) and succeed? I need a more achievable role model.

I’ll give him a select list of hearts I want him to dance-fight his way through.

Subtitle A: “The dancing just went from ‘dirty’ to ‘deadly’.”

Subtitle B: “Watch out, he’s changed his shoes.”

Why would that be annoying instead of relieving?

Honestly, we could expect the inanity graph to be inversely correlated to intelligence. You only need one of those lines.