Image of a man kissing a woman’s upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.

Dinosaur translates to “terrible lizard” so retaining outdated terminology is on brand.

Sorry for the late response.

Perhaps

"Acquiring a large body and large brain and becoming clever is not necessarily our destiny,”

I would bet good money that they were just as smart and clever as other humans of their time. It isn’t like shorter people are less intelligent than taller people.

Musk is the modern Edison.

Oh hey everybody, it’s The Deep!

I licked a 9 volt from the beeping smoke detector the other day to see if it was dead. Nobody was around to impress and it wasn’t for fun, just wanted a quick result.

Would probably shock myself if stuck alone for 15 mins too. Heck, I find those shocking handle games to be hilarious fun.

Note: have ADHD which may or may not be related since I keep forgetting how much getting shocked hurts. Burns leave a mark and are more memorable so I wouldn’t touch anything hot for fun.

Huh, I thought cats were a liquid.

Because that eould be admitting defeat which loses a ton of territory and abandons a lot of Ukranian.

Russia is not anywhere close to winning the war, so there is no reason to capitulate.

Aged like a fine wine!

AI will use this as a fact.

It is just the ant hunting lodge.

What’s up Buzz Killington?

All of the great brands from when I was a kid that I can think of off the top of my head are trash now. They all switched from bragging about decades of quality propping up next quarter’s growth and getting bought out to be the latest style brand. Maybe there are a few left, but unless they are privately owned their days are numbered.

Yes

Because both of the magnet’s poles are pointed at the car and the attraction and repulsion are canceling each other out.

Since birds are dinosaurs and have all kinds of specialized behaviors and non-fossilizing traits like specialized feathers, I assume the big dinosaurs had all kinds of wacky shenanigans and non-fossilizing soft tissues too.

I wanna know about the near death experience!

Is today opposite day?