I recently saw someone creating a bingo chart for 2025 so I decided to create one for 2026 (image of this post). What are your predictions for 2026?
Us arracks Venezuela and kidnapps president.
Buddy, you’re not gonna fucken believe this…
A Public US Person Gets Shot belongs in the FREE SPACE box, because it’s a given.
Democrats do not pass electoral reform in the states they control and then scream bloody murder about the spoiler effect that comes along with the voting system they refuse to replace.
Electoral Reform Videos
First Past The Post voting (What most states use now)
Videos on alternative electoral systems
Venezuela?
I think this one works just as well despite being 3 years old.

Alien pussy found
“Yeah, but is it underage, though?” - Rich people, for some reason…
Here is mine, I yoinked some of your predictions, and/or changed them a bitLet’s hope that Linux clears 10%! It’s an ambitious goal, but absolutely possible!
I predict it will be worse or better than 2025. Or maybe the same.
I’ll take that bet! You’re gonna look pretty silly soon.
Trump does something stupid.
Nah. Too easy.
Trump is no longer in office. Death, mental incapacity, whatever. There. That’s my guess.
climate change worsens
“Germany’s far right receives more votes” is already the free space.
I hate the far right!
Climate change worsening is a given.
I’m going to predict that the forecasted warming goes down thanks to Chinese production (like every year).
New Turkish Civil War - Turkey dissolves.
Before anyone says anything:
I am from Turkey, the current situation is fucked up enough for these to happen.
Send help plz
What’s the situation there? I’m uninformed.
This is going to be a rather long text, so buckle up.
TW: Human Rights Violations
Knowing he is nearing the end of his life, Tayyip Erdoğan wants to hand over his seat to his son, Bilal Erdoğan. He takes his son with him to every meeting and rally he attends. This situation has caused serious backlash within the AKP and its ruling partner, the MHP (AKP and MHP are gangs in the guise of political parties). Because Bilal is genuinely incompetent and everyone knows it except himself, they are orchestrating operations to suppress these dissenting voices.
Currently, Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan and Erdoğan’s sons-in-law, Berat Albayrak and Selçuk Bayraktar, are strong opposing candidates. Since the Albayrak and Bayraktar families are Erdoğan’s biggest domestic supporters, there hasn’t been a serious operation against his sons-in-law yet, but they are seriously undermining Fidan. Operations have been launched against all companies linked to him. Turks are a football-obsessed nation, so to distract attention, Fenerbahçe’s president, Sadettin Saran, and Galatasaray’s former director, Erden Timur, were detained; Beşiktaş’s manager, Sergen Yalçın, is also at risk of detention.
There has never been a serious opposition party in Turkey, but recently even this moderate opposition has begun to face pressure. The CHP’s (Turkey’s founding party) presidential candidate, Ekrem İmamoğlu, is currently in prison and being tried in a kangaroo court.
For the legitimacy of his rule, Erdoğan has, in his own words, “given whatever they wanted” to the USA, EU, and Russia. Recently, there has been a terrifying mining rush in Turkey. Especially since foreign companies face no oversight in Turkey, they are constantly opening new gold mines. Forests are being burned to open these mines, and then, because there are no safety measures in these mines, cyanide leaks occur. All state-owned companies have been sold to foreigners. The latest plans were to sell TCDD (Turkish State Railways) and BOTAŞ (Petroleum Pipeline Corporation). Additionally, due to water resources being recklessly allocated to factories, mines, and agricultural lands a severe drought is occurring. And again, the blame is placed on the public again. I won’t even go into air pollution; lung cancer has increased significantly, especially in some regions.
The torment inflicted on the public is boundless, so I’ll be brief. Taxes are increased excessively, salaries are kept unnecessarily low. While the 2025 minimum wage is 28,075 TL, the hunger line is 30,143 TL, and average rents are 23,805 TL. My natural gas bill in December was 3,160 TL, of which 1.4% is ÖTV (Special Consumption Tax, as if heating is a luxury) and 15.3% is KDV (Value Added Tax, a tax taken to exploit the working class). Meanwhile, state officials are taking away million-dollar tenders in threes and fives and “avoiding taxes.” The education and health systems have collapsed, food and goods are low-quality and expensive, and it goes on. Anyone who tries to oppose this, whether through protest or by voicing their reaction on social media, is unlawfully imprisoned and subjected to torture in prison. I am one of them; I don’t want to go into detail, but I was caught during a protest and tortured at the police station—the ACL in my right leg tore. Later, my lawyer got me out through pulling some connections, but I will never be able to seek accountability for what I experienced. Unfortunately, there is still a 30% segment that is blindly loyal to this man, and their opinions can never be changed.
Despite rapidly declining birth rates, there is still a serious population problem. I am not anti-refugee, but there is no justifiable side to accepting refugees blindly, whom the EU doesn’t want, into your country for money when you can’t even take care of your own citizens. Moreover, Erdoğan took all the mujahideen trained and then abandoned by the USA and NATO in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Chechnya, and Xinjiang, brought them to Turkey, and keeps them as his private paramilitary force. Most of the types unleashed on the streets on July 15, 2016 “coup attempt” (biggest theater play of Turkey), were these people.
Holy shit. I knew Erdogan was a piece of shit and an autocrat, but I didn’t know things were reaching a boiling point
The thing is, Erdoğan is a result of a long violent history. Turkey was boiling down since the end of WWII, we had too much coups and conservative/reactionary politicians. Erdoğan is the next/last point of the Greater Middle East Project. He just derailed the things too much the country can’t sustain itself anymore.
Tbh. I thought about adding a war for turkey (to distract), but I don’t know enough to make an informed guess.
I answered on another reply. It may be a distraction created for BRICS, but any armed conflict will ruin EU also.
I would also love to hear more! I have very little understanding of Türkiye but I thought Erdoğan’s position was secure. Is the breaking point Kurdistan? Inflation? NATO/Palestine/Ukraine?
The breaking point is his health. The moment he’s gone, his party and family will dissolve, and since they behave like feudal lords, they wont back from putting the county in a bloody conflict for their gains.
Kurdistan is secure under Erdoğan and AKP. They’ll give the Dicle and Fırat rivers, the main water sources of Turkey.
Inflation is no problem for him, they’re handling it using working class’ money.
Turkey is a major trading partner of Israel, don’t believe the government rhetoric about Palestine. We sell drones to Ukraine since the beginning of the conflict, Russia started to attack the Turkish trading ship on Black Sea after many ultimatums about the drone trade. NATO don’t give a rat’s ass about it as long as Turkey isn’t directly invaded.Thanks so much for this info, I did not know he was in poor health.
Are you saying you think the nation will keep moving Westwards, even after he is gone?
By “Westward” do you mean keep sucking to the imperial core?
Turkey is a semi-peripheral comprador country since WWII, any attempt to get out of this was suppressed in a bloody coup. Even if I’ll be wrong (please let me), and the AKP and Erdoğan dynasty gets overthrown, the next government will be a comprador conservative one, instead of current comprador reactionary one we have.
Yes, that was what I meant.
Some nationalists if they can’t even keep the US looters out…
Something something Lenin was right
Do I have to make 24?
Prediction 20, the solar eclipse in august in spain will be cloudy so you won’t be able to see it
Prediction 24 we do this again next year and make it a drinking game or something
I was thinking using this to practice making web apps again. Find me in a year if I actually do…
oh dude i have the adhd brain type. i will set an alarm and everything, but remembering what the alarm is for, up to and including “Check if Bahnd Rollard from that new years prediction thread on lemmy has practiced making web apps again on 1/3/27” will not be specific enough
Prediction 23 That dentin/enamel repair gel finally makes its way to my dentist and i can fix my teeth proper finally.
Prediction 22 New plague
Prediction 21, someone will try to explain to krasnov that the reason it’s rainier these last few years is the 2022 Hunga Tonga–Hunga Haʻapai eruption, and he’ll get it in his head that means he should set off some nukes underwater in the pacific. (i admit i might be giving him too much credit with this one)
Prediction 19, Greenland maintains current alliances.
Prediction 18 US Supreme Court rules for Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court
Prediction 17, US Supreme Court rules against Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court.
Prediction 16, Usha Vance gets deported.
Prediction 15, The republic is saved, by, oh let’s say Bat Boy.
Prediction 14, Krasnov eats King Charles on live TV
Prediction 13, Todd Howard, you did it again
Prediction 12, Putain almost dies, but doesn’t and cockblocks death again. Disappointing all.
I was going to predict statesians going to war (not just threatening) but i decided to check and that just happened like half an hour ago can i put it on my free square
Prediction 11, Statesians become comfortable eating Guinea pig
Prediction ten, Krasnov groupies won’t just wear ear rags and diapers. They’re about to go full Foley cath.
Prediction nine, bacon shortages due to tariff bullshit
Prediction eight, Krasnov learns a new word!
Prediction seven, Dave won’t be there, man
Prediction six, it will turn out to be neither benign nor malignant. The biopsy will discover a gummy bear
Prediction five, that chewing gum you like will come back
Prediction four: spider rain will cease being our local, one week a year phenomenon and turn into Global August Hell
Prediction three, this is the year disco comes back
Prediction two: they’ll make a star war, and there will be the usual fan bullshit is it good or not debate up until there is some absolutely unbearable Disney political bullshit they throw in to kowtow to the current powers that be. Then everyone will hate it.
Prediction one: in February on groundhog day, punxsutawney phil, seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, will see six more weeks of [removed]
A few more
- The US withdraws from NATO causing it to fall apart
- The US annexes Greenland
- The US invades Venezuela
- A country exits the EU
- A major financial crash in the west
- Israel and the US attack Iran
- Far right parties form governments in major European countries
- Organized resistance of the AFU collapses
- Ukraine goes bankrupt due to insufficient funding from the west
- There’s a major break up between the US and Europe
President Vance, without a doubt.
Germany preparing soldiers for Ukraine is definitely one.











