Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
Don’t change your underwear for two days.
Already on it.
I’m proud of you.
When my partner is out of town, I put porn on the big screen
Try a tab of lsd and go for a nice walk in the woods
grind leetcode
I watch horribly artsy movies or put speed runs on the big TV, blast music aloud, I order a pizza, and I consume the substances you don’t find appealing, and I wear the same clothes the entire time without changing
You guys are amazing
Have you thought of lipstick and nail polish?
In that situation I make myself a half-rack of pork ribs in the slowcooker.
Wife doesn’t actually mind this, she just doesn’t care for pork ribs herself and I don’t feel like making her a separate meal when I’m indulging my inner carnivore.
My wife would not want to miss out on ribs.
