Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 months agoWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down117file-text
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 months agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarerustyfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·8 months agoSleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months agoShe’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.