Ready to die by Andrew W.K. The song ending with “You just heard earth music. This was a warning.”

• Don’t kill.
• Don’t steal.
• Tacco Tuesday.

Wait until you find out about the Siberian Flying Squirrel which is even smaller than the Japanese one.

NSFW

How the turn tables!

Posting maps and call it a day. Classic. Any kind of context is for nerds I guess?

Please dear, don’t do that. It makes you look so painfully misinformed.

NATO expansion

Which is not real. I am saddened you choose to believe in it.

Pretty personal stuff. But I will try and keep that part short. She got a diagnosis. Nothing world ending but nothing pleasant either. And the only thing she could think of was ice cream. Again, the details are nobody’s business. So I fast forward to the important part. She processed the whole stuff while I was still trying to hold a grasp. She is way stronger and more mature than I. Her positive attitude is not an act, it is her very being. I on the other hand flip my shit when I catch the flu.

Oh boy, what a fucking joke. China when someone does a thing it does for years almost on a daily basis to others:

I got banned from r/gaming for shit talking pedos. I don’t want these people here.

Rocket scientist here. It’s ok. Like every other spaceship, it is designed like a giant cock so it can penetrate the sky. Everything else is optional really.

I tried to recruit a friend of mine but the moment I tried to explain instances to him, he zoned out. I wouldn’t call it non-user friendly, but it’s not as simple and dumbed down like other social media is.

Also roughly a year ago there have been a couple of articles thrown around on Twitter and certain subreddits which wrote about CP stuff going on on Mastodon. So the Fediverse had some bad press. Which is rich coming from the site that allowed people like Violentacrez to fester.

Don’t feel bad for blocking the worst offenders. Lemmy is small enough for that option to work quite well. Which is the best you can do. Being ignored drives them crazy.

It was a joke.

Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way.

You know what? I made a mistake. I saw his position on the Russian annexation of Crimea (which is bonkers) and his stance of France leaving NATO (which is straight up stupid) and I didn’t give the rest of the article enough attention. The overwhelming majority of what he stands for is actually pretty neat.

Edit: Again. I have no idea about French politics so don’t quote me on this.

100% unprofessional take:

From what I got by quickly screening his Wikipedia article he is a populist French politician on the left with a couple of views one view so bonkers most of us on the left don’t want to have people like him on the left.

Great, we have a couple of those in Germany too. Have fun with that maniac.

Edit: Made a mistake.

Always A. Except when I’m drunk.

Ok I think I need to paddle back a bit. Her phat ass is roughly 2cm in diameter. Which is laughable for most of the world, but it’s gigantic for German standards. I am almost sure it’s a Eratigena atrica or Große Winkelspinne.

Yes, actually. That one gigantic one on my balcony is named Portia. The one behind my bathroom mirror is named Fabian. So is the one next to my kitchen fan. I just figured they’re both male. Probably.