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      And you might not have a smartphone or smartwatch with you. I’ve seen people who needed a calculator to do basic math.

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    That republicans are better on the economy. Nah it turns out they consistently screw it up by every measure.

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    • all colors can be made from red, yellow, and blue
    • how an airfoil works
    • language is immutable
    • you won’t always have a calculator in your pocket
    • infinite growth is sustainable
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    That you should base your diet on carbohydrates, and minimise fat intake.

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          Do you not remember the food pyramid? This is what they used to use for nutrition:

          Now it’s this:

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            I remember food pyramids but in my country nobody cares and I don’t think people would accept it unless it has beans and rice clearly at the bottom.

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          The food pyramid is commonly taught in American schools as the “ideal” diet.

          It was started as a sales tactic to boost grain sales, but was marketed as scientific research. And since this was started decades ago, you couldn’t simply google their sources to verify whether or not the studies were legit.

          Turns out it’s a crock of shit, and teaching it to kids does make childhood obesity rates worse. Because of course it does, an excess of carbs is horrible for you.

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          Because it was sponsored by grain industries. Similar to the “breakfast is the most important meal of the day!” and “milk is good for your bones!” myths.

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    I was raised christian so basically everything I was ever told was an absolute lie.

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    Me parent convinced a few of friends that the ice cream truck only played music when it was OUT of ice cream

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      On the plus side, I have a pretty bangin’ signature. On the minus side, they wasted a good chunk of lesson time teaching a useless script. Fortunately it was on the way out already, so I was never really required to use it even in school.

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    That if a racoon saw you swimming, it would swim out to you and sit on your head and drown you.

    My fully adult mother actually feared this was something that could happen to her children, and she warned us of this “danger” every summer when we were young.

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    Christopher Columbus set out to prove that the Earth was round after eating an orange or something and that’s how jesus discovered America

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    “maybe” was how my mother said “no.”

    “Ignore them and they’ll go away” in the context of bullying. Hint; it took a mental breakdown and violence to make it stop, back in the mid-90s.

    Anything having to do with Christianity.

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      Yep, I had a bully in elementary school and my mom tried to work with the system of teachers, principal, admin, etc. for months, and nothing at all was ever done about it.

      Finally when the bullying escalated to physical levels and started to impact my personality outside of school, my parents basically told me that while I might still get in trouble at school, they wouldn’t be upset with me at home if I did decide to stand up to the kid. They stressed to me the fine line between standing up for yourself and becoming a bully yourself, and sent me on my way.

      A few days later, my bully found me at lunch and started messing with me. Pushing over my stack of booking, taking some food off my tray…I didn’t do anything until he tried to push me out of my seat then it was kind of blurry, but basically I just took a swing at him and knocked him back out of his seat and he hit his head against the wall and started crying.

      I did get in some trouble at school but nothing too bad (especially once Mom was called in and she explained how if they tried to suspend me, she’d put them on blast for how they’d ignored the situation for so long), and that kid was nice as pie to me for the rest of our schooling.

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    That chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

    When I discovered the truth, I learned an important lesson about betrayal.

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      Similarly I used to think cows just produced milk for us naturally and we had to milk them or they’d explode when I was a kid. Boy was I in for a shock when I realised what mammals are and that cows need to be pregnant to lactate like any other

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        Mammals don’t need to be pregnant to lactate or, at least, they need to have been pregnant, but, after that, as long as they keep being “milked” they’ll continue to lactate. I know you weren’t necessarily saying otherwise, but just for clarity.

        I used to work with a guy who genuinely thought all dairy cows were forcibly kept permanently pregnant in order to produce milk.

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          Mammals often lactate less and less as time passes, for many of them lactation stops even if you continue milking, which is why cows in farms are perpetually impregnated (which is horrific)

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    Sitting in a hot tub as a kid will make you infertile.

    Totally an old wive’s tale. I looked it up when I was an adult and found out I had been deprived of tons of hours of hot tub time.

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      That was them actually believing it, right? Or were they in fact using a deliberate lie to limit your bath tub time for some other reason?

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        Unclear, my grandma was a nurse. I thought she should have known better, but then again, maybe back in the day that was considered accurate advice medically.

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      the hot tube temperature lowers the current batch of sperm’s motility and count, alter the DNA and general quality. your balls cannot extend far enough to escape the hot tub. its not permanent. if you want to conceive, stop boiling your nuts.

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        Well you assumed my sex, but regardless, that claim is still disputed. Some research indicates that it does temporarily lower sperm counts.

        None of that is particularly relevant though, because my family was claiming it would permanently cause me to become infertile.