One of mines:
All the kids had a name, all except
Yo mama so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.
your mama so fat, her blood type is ragu. lol
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are Wanted.
I couldn’t get my wife’s attention the other day. So I sat down, got comfortable.
That did the trick.
My wife threw a bottle of omega-3 capsules at my head. It’s okay, I only sustained super-fish-oil injuries.
im on a seafood diet
i see food, and if its a fish i eat it
time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.
why did the little old lady fall into the well? she couldn’t see that well.
Does music ever make you wonder? It certainly made Stevie Wonder
I don’t get your joke and it’s hurting my brain
Nevermind got it. All the children loves poetry except Tina she can’t rhyme
All the children crossed the river except Kim she couldnt swim
A guy walks into a bar. “Ow!”
two guys are walking outside and one of them says look at all the bird crap and the other looks up and asks “where?” lol
Former Socialist country man speaking: «everything they told us about Socialism was a lie, but everything they told us about Capitalism was true»
The United States of America
