Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 months agoIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down14
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 months agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareKyrgizion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·7 months agoBasically blood pressure keeps most things out, and you probably wouldn’t purposely rub a meaty turd in an open wound regardless. I hope.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoWhat about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
minus-squareOmega_Haxors@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-27 months agoVegens don’t shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They’re basically plant people.
minus-squareGhostalmedia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-27 months agoGot it. Hypertension is good if you have hemorrhoids.
Basically blood pressure keeps most things out, and you probably wouldn’t purposely rub a meaty turd in an open wound regardless. I hope.
What about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
Vegens don’t shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They’re basically plant people.
Got it. Hypertension is good if you have hemorrhoids.