There’s no better way to stifle a discussion than to see there’s 10k+ replies already. Pissing in an ocean of piss.

I would take 100 mosquito bites over one tick. One of the only creatures in nature to scare the hell out of me. And I own snakes.

Ancient Illyria: “Am I a joke to you?”

Luckily, they were just orphans and widows, so no one will miss them /s.

Israel is now worse than Nazi Germany, because they do this shit openly and without shame (and repercussions).

More like a gnat in a manure pit. But do go on.

Everything, considering we’ll be fighting each other over puddles of standing water in about two to three decades. Today’s life will seem like paradise in comparison, even for people who are currently suicidal.

Now do Hognoses!

I’ll never stop blaming that goddamn fish for all my problems. Fucker could’ve just stayed in the water ffs.

If voting actually changed anything, they wouldn’t let us do it.

Flanders, Belgium

I’ve had issues with my teeth almost since birth. My parents both had full dentures by ages 25 or so. It was definitely a combination of genetics and bad oral hygiene. I was actually glad to get them all out now because I’ve suffered from debilitating pain for weeks at least once or twice every single year of my life.

What’s the total tally of hostages killed by Hamas vs by Israel?

If I was these people’s family, I would absolutely dedicate my entire life to breaking Netanyahu’s power or even get vigilante justice somehow. Israel may have “won” the war in Gaza but they’ll be paying an extremely heavy price for DECADES to come.

I failed crab in high school :(

Oh man. This feels like 2016 all over again. I would’ve hoped they had learned some lessons but… nope. Godspeed to all of us. We’ll need it.

Oh he does know. Most of them do. Doesn’t change a damn thing though. Kitties über alles.

I always read these and go “fuck yeah I could stand to feel like a new bloke as well” and then I remember I don’t drink and thus can’t quit it either. Fuck the baseline.

A few years ago, mid pandemic, I started collecting ancient coins. I was really passionate about it even thinking about finding ways to make it a small after-hours job or such, but I’ve since run into a few walls and have subsequently lost my drive. For example, I wanted to take very high resolution pictures of the coins and then compose a catalog of sorts, but while I have all the gear that I need (camera with a macro lens) my shots keep coming out wrong and I’ve since kind of given up on the idea altogether.

My entire life is one long succession of passionately started projects that got abandoned either midway or after heavy setbacks. If I ever find one that brings me lasting happiness, I’ll gladly share it, but for now I’m just as much on the lookout as you are.

That’s nothing, quarks have a fucking flavor

Most flightless birds compensate by being badass at fighting on ground level. If you’ve ever seen a rooster fuck up a jackdaw you’ll know what I mean.

Fuck prions and the horse they rode in on. They’re not even alive, so you can’t kill them. No vaccine, no cure, and thoroughly cooking your food is still no guaranteed way to get rid of them.

Nature’s silent assassins, and they take their sweet time doing it too. By the time you first notice it’s already far too late.