Pedro, of course
AOC hands down.
Let’s make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives’ heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely
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POTUS? Nobody. No single person should hold a position with such power.
No single person
High 5 maybe?
Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.
They are cops
Like every other episode involves some train crash or other perfectly avoidable catastrophe. Granted, that’s maybe their nepo mayors fault (her grandpa was mayor back in the day) but they’re still very complicit.
(My daughter is 2, these thoughts are all I have to get me through watching it with her)
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov “Lenin.”
Me, assuming I have unlimited power to do as I please. I would be assassinated inside of a month, but it would be a wild month. The only president with more executive orders than me would be the person who comes after and undoes all the shit I did.
Honestly a president that was just crazy but not like evil would be so funny. Paint the whitehouse pink, make the navy wear tophats, replace the $5 bill with a $6 bill, change the national anthem to never gonna give you up
Oh, there would be a lot of nonsense as chaff, but that isn’t what would get me killed.
A bit like Vermin Supreme?
Aoc
Bernie, because i think he would be really really good at training his VP AOC to be president after him
Mark Twain. I don’t even care if he isn’t resurrected in this scenario.
A friend of mine whose decisionmaking I respect a lot. Good balance of logic and empathy. He would be an awesome president and hed hate me for dumping that shitton of responsibility on him. Wouldnt want to be in his shoes. Also id miss him, but its for the best.
My mother. She would solve everything.
Jon Stewart, Al Franklin, Bill Burr. Any body like that.
Skynet.
If was right fuck humans
Of the US?
Jonathan Nez,
but only if he were given carte blanche power.
