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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 7 months ago

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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 7 months ago
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    deleted by creator

    • shneancy@lemmy.world
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      after the goose comes a swan, which though bigger, tougher, and stronger, has chilled the hell out a bit

      after a swan then comes the Canadian goose, which even though it appears to be a return to goose, it’s actually the might of a swan, and the rage of a 100 regular geese

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    Love this excuse to share a pic of the most beloved member of my flock. Antonio. When he is raising ducklings, we call him Big Papa Tony

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      just want you to know your duck name made my day better, great shit

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        Omg thank you!

  • IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world
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    and make them explosively shit

  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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    And one more thing, make sure it loves to rape

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mlOP
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      They do??

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    Yet more proof supporting Eddie Izzard’s hypothesis that God wasn’t done creating animals when he smoked all the opium “just to test the first batch” 😁

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      Man, imagine when God invented the drugs

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mlOP
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      accidentally points at cow

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    … and give them corkscrews.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mlOP
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      Ducks are nature’s wine bottle opener.

  • OBG@lemmy.world
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    Hahahaha

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    “And make it taste better.”

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      That’s what the quacking does

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