Yet more proof supporting Eddie Izzard’s hypothesis that God wasn’t done creating animals when he smoked all the opium “just to test the first batch” 😁

Is Groot at least dancing to ELO and riding space rats? Because if so, I might manage this:

Eh, close enough 🤷😉

Confirmed: Italians are Leeloo

On the other hand, they didn’t have Fallout New Vegas and had to contend with the REAL Caesar’s legions, so I say we still win.

The cruelty and destruction is the point.

She already gets a gigantic one every year, owing to her being one of the few popular musicians who actually own the rights to their music (the vast majority of popular music being owned by just 3 conglomerates), but still she keeps going.

She even calls the excruciatingly extended Christmas period “Mariah SZN” 🤮🤬

No worries, Laura Ingalls Wilder didn’t finish the first Little House book until she was 65!

Which is better than being professor at an Oxford university pathologically plagued with doubt.

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Chicken chicken chicken chicken. Chicken?

Ceci n’est pas un soupe aux tomates bio.

This October to save me from Wham I’m opening a can of whoop ass.

In fact, their sales are probably dropping BECAUSE they’re firing all of the people doing the selling and other work that facilitates selling.

Corporations reacting to a subpar quarter with mass layoffs is like a marathon runner reacting to a bad third mile by intentionally spraining their ankle.

I bet the Keir “Tony Blair with none of the charisma” Starmer government is going to do fuck all about this, just like the other party to the “special relationship”.

Fair enough 😄

Because “traditional” Danish cooking is mostly from before we had that many foreign food influences and there’s only so many things that grow naturally this far north 🤷

Nowadays only 80+ year old racists subsist only or even primarily on traditional Danish cooking, though. The rest of us tend to love foreign stuff too, especially Italian, Greek, American, and various Asian cuisines lol

Edit: also, we have ridiculous amounts of dairy cattle and pigs, because apparently that’s just what our farmers are good at 🤷

flexes in Danish 😛

Pesto the Penguin: named after delicious paste

Average 5-7yo child: semi-recently stopped eating only paste.