from now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can’t hide) vegetarians to space

Ravioooli!

just add a swearword anywhere in your search and Google’s AI gets offended. i never thought the overt sanitisation of the internet would actually be helpful, but here we are

for some reason i had to force my brain to read “sings slipknot” because the only thing i saw was “silksong”

Davinci, Einstein, and Skłodowska-Curie

i want to have a walk with Davinci and see how he sees the world

i want to vibe with Einstein and see how well we click (i think he’d be a good friend)

and i want to chillout with Skłodowka-Curie and chat in Polish about stuff

i like science, but i’m nowhere near a level where i could make a conversation about their passions they’d find interesting, so i’m happy to listen and see their mind work

please don’t jinx it

and linguists will be first to tell you that languages are living, fluid, and made up for the purpose of communication

and yet people started getting mad at the mere concept of pronouns

same thing when i attempt to talk to people

alone i can have elaborate and intricate monologues or pretend dialogues with all the fancy vocabulary

but the second i’m placed in a room with a person i forget how to put sentences together in a cohesive way

to be fair, we don’t know why anything is, but that’s something for philosophy so ponder, not science where you seek answers

goopy fella

there are three moods:

• can’t stop reading

• can’t stop writing

• if i think about the written word i’ll cry

hasn’t this been a theory for a while now? The event horizon of a black hole keeps information minus one dimension. and the theory goes that our entire universe is just at the edge or a black hole in a 4D universe

i think gasses can be licked, for example - if i put menthol shards into hot cup of water, i can definitely feel it on my tongue if i lick the air above the cup. therefore, lickable

fool, it’s mine now

so mean to the poor enchilada :(

from this graph i therefore conclude i have both IBS-D and Crohn’s disease

like this?

bro dividing by 0 in the “comes to life” notebook and breaking spacetime

oop sorry, upon googling the details i got the micro animal wrong, i could’ve sworn i’ve seen a picture of a tardigrade described as a dust mite at some point, but TIL it’s a different creature entirely. my bad, it’s dust mite’s poop i’m allergic to (and so is every person with a dust allergy)

nah i know when they’re around (i’m allergic to their poop)