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minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoThis is why aliens avoid us. Whenever we discover something, we either try to eat, enslave, or fuck it. Sometimes all 3.
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agofrom now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can’t hide) vegetarians to space
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agodammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoDang I thought we were invisible.
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoBut the aliens are plant-based…
minus-squareCrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoFirst contact’s gonna be kinky
This is why aliens avoid us. Whenever we discover something, we either try to eat, enslave, or fuck it. Sometimes all 3.
from now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can’t hide) vegetarians to space
dammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list
Dang I thought we were invisible.
But the aliens are plant-based…
First contact’s gonna be kinky