Correction.

Me: 1

Whale: .8

Well, you can find whales on tinder, but sometimes they use a picture of a friend…

*can

The sea was angry that day my friends.

How well sound propagates through water is highly dependent on the water temperature variations over depth. There can be conditions in which sounds can be trapped between two different horizontal “layers” and travel far greater distances than 80km.

The range isn’t how far away people can see you, it’s how far away you can see other people. Even if you set your range to the minimum, you’re still shown to everyone that has a range that includes your location

We’re all forgetting one important factor: quality over quantity. First of all, the whale doesn’t just sit in one place to broadcast their 80km calls. We can’t really say that about a marine biologist; who more than likely is out to sea and away from anyone else using Tinder.

I’d bet those whales are getting more action than that marine biologist, despite having a “shorter” distance on their mating calls.

Suck on that, you stupid marine biologist and your decade of education and training.

Marriage material.

The cellphone has a range of 100km. That thing is amazing.

Any trained monkey can use it.

This comes across as aggressive and its offputting, idc if its a joke