And I know we’re mostly atheists here, but please keep the theological discussion to a minimum and appreciate the lighthearted hypothetical scenario for what it is.

  • Call me Lenny/Leni
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    14 months ago

    The ones that make the most sense to me as stuff Moses might say.

    1. Thou shalt trust honest people, for why would one be honest if nothing comes from it

    2. Thou shalt not assume things, to assume is often more destructive than lying

    3. Thou shalt not cheat in games and anything with a justified set list of rules

    4. Thou shalt not intentionally cause mental illness, for it is equal to murder

    5. Thou shalt not gatekeep or deny another person’s rightful union

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      4 months ago

      Wow, those really sound like they could have been from the Bible (also bonuses point to you for coming up with a serious suggestion). Here, you win the Nobel prize in Prophetry*! Your basically the new Moses, and we shall follow you!

      Nobel medal


      /s (it’s sarcasm but keep the Nobel prize, you deserve it (*v*)/ []-[]¬ )

      * Prophetry is supposed to mean “being a prophet” but I just made that word up