I hate the name vi. It literally means “we” in Swedish, Norwegian and Danish. But I know that vi is not an acronym so it doesn’t really count.

Well that’s the whole point, ain’t it?

Well some (most?) people don’t pay a lot of attention to it so it deserves to be said again

Wow, those really sound like they could have been from the Bible (also bonuses point to you for coming up with a serious suggestion). Here, you win the Nobel prize in Prophetry*! Your basically the new Moses, and we shall follow you!

/s (it’s sarcasm but keep the Nobel prize, you deserve it (*v*)/ []-[]¬ )

* Prophetry is supposed to mean “being a prophet” but I just made that word up

• Thou shall not deny thy neighbour the right to your software
• Thou shall obey Micro$oft
• Thou shalt have no other operating system before Linux
• Thou shalt not take the name of Tux thy prophet in vain
• Thou shall not desire Chrome, thy weapon of Google

My English is not perfect so if you can please help with the old school English, especially point one and five

You windows

But really it’s not Linux’s fault. All games could (probably) run on Linux if someone ported them

He has realised that his hair might look cool as long as you don’t look at it.