Cautionary Tales has some good episodes that I’ve listened to more than once. My favorite one is called Bowie, Jazz, and the unplayable piano.

These comments are proof that The Onion peaked like 15 years ago. They just haven’t been as funny since then.

People need to start embracing electric mowers and trimmers. They’re way quieter and easier to maintain. My Ego mower is still going strong after five years on the same battery.

Sponsorblock for YouTube. It automatically skips over parts of videos where they try to get you to play Raid Shadow Legends.

I wonder if she’s the reason why I received a 1099 tax form from Uber earlier this year, even though I’ve never driven for them.

I bought something on eBay for 10 dollars that was supposed to be able to copy key fobs. Didn’t work.

I’ve never been able to ride a bike without at least one hand on the handlebars.

Followed by “You were conceived at 12:01”

Could it be that we were the only species that figured out how to communicate via radio?

Your living space being a disgusting mess, but you’re able to ignore it by immersing yourself in your games.