And “social distancing”! They must enjoy it.

Honestly, if you’ve got the time and the capability I would recommend reading at least Capital 1, it’s incredibly well written.

In Uttar Pradesh, probably not.

I wasn’t being sarcastic, I literally have no idea what I’m doing.

Yeah, I have no idea what I’m doing.

Self-employed, and not very well. I don’t get any paid days off, unfortunately.

Penisface, “baby” or something when it won’t do to shout that.

More offended by people using the word “discourse” to describe the relentless, terminally-online, America-centric shit-slinging.

No thanks.

Dick Dickson

“absolutely fucking not, and never come here again”

Sorry, but I’ll help people when I want to, on my own terms. Before you pile on, I literally just housed somebody for over a month, in the shitty one bedroom flat I rent. As in, they stayed on the sofa and only left on Tuesday. I also provided 90% of their food and gave them money to cover an outgoing debt payment.

It was a fucking huge inconvenience, actually. A helping hand is fine, but some people will happily take your whole arm.

share the load

Henry Cavill is a sociopath. Source: trust me.

how can know

Playing 4D chess here - I write what I already think, find someone else who said it, and reference them.

Hmm.

I have no idea what any of you are talking about and it’s great!

I absolutely know this is case with my writing. Really helps you enter a flow state. Not to be trifled with, Mitchell and Webb did a sketch on it actually and they also went with “just under two drinks”.

Deeply embarrassing, why didn’t he just tear it up?

she cute