I always imagined her as a mechanic

No but it does mutate at a lighting rate. That’s why we can cure it. Something about protein strands constantly evolving.

AIDS didn’t get the memo, try emailing them.

Cunk: Most people would think an older religious man’s relationship with a teenage boy would be inappropriate. How would you put their fears to rest?

Gandalf: I would send him on a great adventure.

Cunk: Perhaps a journey of self discovery? 🤔

Gandalf: 🤨

I love how you gave us gold and the replies are “dur have you tried hitting it?” And “duh have you tried breaking it?” Debate brain rot.

Illustrations by Kobe Hyogo