ELROND: Men? Men are weak.

CUNK: Are you sure about that though? Because my mate Paul ate some bath salts once then lifted a Fiat 500 that was parked outside Basingstoke train station

ELROND: That’s not the kind of strength I’m talking about…

CUNK: So what you’re saying is, Elves can carry even more? Like a Golf or a Toyota Corolla or something?

ELROND: No. That’s not what I’m say-

CUNK: Do Elves take performance enhancing drugs?

Cunk: Most people would think an older religious man’s relationship with a teenage boy would be inappropriate. How would you put their fears to rest?

Gandalf: I would send him on a great adventure.

Cunk: Perhaps a journey of self discovery? 🤔

Gandalf: 🤨

Orodruin gives us a perfect glimpse at life in the Mordor empire. Everything was covered with dust.