The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors
See? It’s not that men can’t find the clitoris. It’s just that womens orgasms aren’t worth fighting the Uterus monster.
Stand back, I’m going in!
I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.
She was into Conan O’Brien.
I wish my wife was as into me as I am with her.
spoiler
I’m not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet.
ram
Can be good advice for working with one of these
If that’s how you like it I can.
dodge
HumanOnEarth used Dodge
it’s not very effective.
FUCK
Actually no not at all
it’s missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.
I like that you said that as a joke, but no one in comments have mentioned the ovaries.
Pee is stored in the Balrogs.
Can’t find the nice spot without a proper map?
Still would
That vagina is spiky and on fire.
The song goes. “This sex is on fire!”
Fuck don’t show this to christians!
Hail Satan
No, it’s fuck Satan.
What’s the end goal here? Don’t have sex? Only have gay sex?
