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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.worldtoScience Memes@mander.xyzQuantum
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    3 days ago

    See this cat he is Schrödinger‘s cat if we place a cesium atom in the box with him we don’t know if he’s alive or dead

    …. Did you just kill a cat?

    No that’s where your wrong we don’t know if he’s alive or dead.

    Are you planning on taking him out?

    No.

    So you’re going to kill a cat.

    But we don’t know if I have killed a cat or I’m going to kill a cat.

    Have you done this before?

    …. Well yeah.

    So you have definitely killed cats.

    Well no I never took them out of the box so technically they could be alive.

    You’re sick.






  • Given a single bulldog ant can kill a full grown adult and we are several orders of magnitude larger than them and there are 20 quadrillion of them each able to lift 50 times their own weight yeah, I would say it’s a good thing we are bigger than them.

    Nothing to do with the picture of this ants antennas though.







  • stupidcasey@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlCaN YOu?
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    21 days ago

    It’s a paradox If he can come in he can come in if he can’t come in he can, But he can’t come in unless she says he can come in and she said he can come in conditionally if he in fact can come in.

    To put it another way:

    Condition 1: Entry is permitted on the grounds that Entry is permitted.

    Condition 2: Entry is permitted on the ground Entry is permitted.

    In Python:

    define Entry(permission):
       if Entry(permission) == True:
          permission = True
       else:
          permission = False
    Entry(False)