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ooli@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 8 months ago

you're really not

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you're really not

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ooli@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 8 months ago
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  • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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    i have this pep talk with myself every time i have to switch languages for a project (especially between python & java) and i can’t remember how to do it at first.

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    There’s no such thing as bad languages just bad programers anything outside of raw machine code is Just coping for a lack of skill.

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      Machine code? If you can’t build a circuit to solve your problem it’s a lack of skill.

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        Honestly probably easier than writing in machine code.

  • ∞🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, null/void, des/pair, none/use name]@lemmy.ml
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    I’m not a bad programmer, nix is just a horrible programming language

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    It is a poor craftsman who blames their tools, but I wouldn’t be so poor if these tools weren’t so shit.

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    This is what I tell myself every time I find out the hard way what documented parts of Visual Basic didn’t make it into VBScript.

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    There is no good programming language, even including the ones people do not use.

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      what about haskell

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        Haskell devs like to write code, not maintain it. A bunch of libraries get written, but get abandoned shortly after for something new & shiny.

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        If only haskell devs were writing documentations, instead of going “type sigs is all the documentation you need!”

      • mogoh@lemmy.ml
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        No!

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      Clojure is pretty decent.

  • Chaos@lemmy.ml
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    It’s just node.js that’s why… you’re a deno dude now it’s just your company that is still delayed not you

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    What’s the name of that ancient Java UX again?

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