Y’all are way too nice. I’m pumping a 60Hz square wave right into that thing at max volume.

If you’re reading this and have never tried this, get some, it’s a religious experience. You might find god. God might be a very sick cat.

Try contracting in your spare time to get some variety.

Try contracting full time If you want to fast forward to that next life.

I think I know of what you speak. It’s in the center of the metropolitan area, the middle of the city, down a ways from uptown you might say. Huge place. Some kind of manufacturing facility.

Implement doesn’t mean “manifest from the aether with zero work”. It means do every step until it’s done. This is like step 5 of a lot.

Every rage bait tik Tok and YouTube “cooking” short: am I a joke to you

There are so many more, and better!, options than testing in prod, but they take time, money, and talent and ain’t no company got time for that (for a business segment that “doesn’t generate revenue”)

Abraham Lincoln: Secretary of Ghosts

Oh hell yes it was amazing.

I once hallucinated after being poisoned by lunch from a Torta truck in Mexico, somewhere south of Monterrey. I was in a cinder block shitter a mile down the road until the sun went down that day.

Oh, and for some reason, literally every ihop I’ve ever been to has smelled like sewer, had terrible service, and has food that tasted a day old. They can’t all be like that right?

I had a college professor that hid his artisanal Japanese chalk in a hole in the wall behind the blackboard so that he didn’t have to carry it around (and risk breaking it).

I’m not kidding. He said it was his favorite chalk and he bought a bunch of it in Japan.

Dude, you only have 100 million.

men: We learned it by watching you!

The closer you get, the more it sounds like “App-uh-latch-uh”