• snoons@lemmy.ca
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    9 days ago

    > bites victim  
    > injects stir bars through fangs  
    > drag them back to my lair  
    > throw onto the stir-floor  
    > suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup  
    > take nap

    Today was a good day.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      9 days ago

      Lab stir bars are Teflon coated and look like candy. No idea where anyone could find that many stir bars.

      • Dasus@lemmy.world
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        9 days ago

        Take your child to work day? Shouldn’t be doing that if you work in an industrial lab tho.

        Maybe the storage room of a college chem class or smth?

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    6 days ago

    Oh! Stir bars are the magnetic things at the bottom of lab jars when you’re mixing stuff, right?

    I thought Stir Bar was a nutrition bar or a chocolate bar like a Boost. Stir isn’t a great name for a protein bar, but it’s not the worst.

  • ebolapie@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Whoa, that’s way too many magnets. You’re only supposed to use one, and they go in the second stomach so they don’t impede the passage of food