Because human brains are finally fully developed by your late 30’s.

Last summer we had thousands on the south facing wall of our house. Will be interesting to see what happens this year.

Nom nom nom.

Somebody phone Ru Paul.

Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.

*dry up your wetlands

Somebody should have just given him a Snickers.

Boots with the fur.

At least six.

That’s not what she said.

Because it’s a better place to live.

Carries the plague.

“Welcome to cat facts”

Wood you look at that.

Sasha is going to be very fat.

Proctologists.

“Here’s your gallon of PEG. Enjoy shitting yourself”

Are you sure it’s not more south?

Start hitting on all the other nuns.

“You want some trouble?”

Moose scrotum.