What is a tree?

I dunno. It rains in Portland too but every time I’m there I see loads of people on bikes.

Given the right bicycle it’s pretty easy, but that’s beside the point. The question is why don’t people use bike lanes that seem pretty nice on the surface of it, right? There has to be a reason other than “bikes suck and nobody wants to ride them,” because in some places people go everywhere on bicycles and they love it.

So what, really, is the main difference between those places and your town, if it’s not the quality of the bike lanes?

That sounds expensive. How many roads have such bike lanes? Hypothetically, if you wanted to replace a trip to the grocery store, how useful would they be?

If people aren’t using the bike lanes it’s usually because they’re shit bike lanes.

Ah, but if we’re splitting hairs then we must consider that none of the wee beasties in the image are true bugs.

Do the dolphins aim the pee fountain into the whale urine funnel?