I would pay good money to watch this. Bugs as Frodo. Porky as Sam. Daffy as Gollum. Marvin the Martian as Sauron. Foghorn Leghorn as Gandalf; Barnyard Dawg as Saruman. Elmer Fudd as Aragorn. Yakko and Wakko as Merry and Pippin. Hello Nurse as Eowyn.

They said “no homo” so it’s ok

Ok, we’re not denying it’s true. But to be fair the Teleri were asking for it.

not an octopus but same idea

#FeanorDidNothingWrong

See? I TOLD you! No wings!!!

Looks like a Pokemon

That’s almost as good as Aperture Science selling shower curtains and multidimensional portal devices.

Way to demonstrate the proper usage of PPE there!

I too grew up navigating with paper maps. The one thing I hate hate hate about GPS navigation systems in cars is their insistence that up=forward instead of up=north. I know you can change settings for this but sometimes you forget to set it and when going to an unfamiliar location the constant rotating of the map is more disorienting than anything.

Would you like me to get you a box?

Poor Pippin lol

No one knows how to read a sextant any more. The horror!!

Analog clocks are not really essential technology.

Big brain AND second breakfast? Fuck yeah!

Has anyone ever analyzed the footage from RoTK at the Pelanor Fields to see if 6000 spears is accurate? It looks a lot more but I’m no expert.

Killer borb

Meh, amateur. Didn’t check the PCR reaction on a gel first. Also didn’t add DNA ligase.

Frodo: it’s some kind of elvish. I cannot read the fiery letters.

Gandalf: There are few who can. It is written in the language of Mordor which I will not utter here. In the language of men it says PC LOAD LETTER.

Frodo: PC LOAD LETTER? Wtf does that mean?

No mixed feelings at all. I am unequivocally sad that we lost Richard Simmons today 😢😢😢

Appreciate the PPE on the little guy. Safety first!