they’re literally this
That’s almost as good as Aperture Science selling shower curtains and multidimensional portal devices.
They do what they must because they can.
They wanted to sell the multidimensional portal device as a shower curtain.
i guess we doin telescopes now
Me: pour me a guiness, please
Bartender: here you go mate
Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache
Bartender: well you won’t believe this…
Me: Another Guinness please
Bartender: Here you go
Me: urgh what is this?
Bartender: A Stout. Why, is it bad quality?
Me: It seems so. Don’t you have a way of testing this beforehand?
Bartender: Now that you mention it…
Even the space telescope looks shocked.
You ain’t seen my balls (YourFavoriteMartian)
Now there’s a throwback holy shit
Sopresa
Me: Man, that’s a pretty tasty beer.
Coors: Thanks!
Me: Hey, you don’t happen to know where I can get precision ceramics for aerospace and medical applications do you?
Me: Man, that’s a pretty nice line of printers you have.
Brother: Thanks!
Me: Hey, you don’t happen to know where I can get a nice sewing machine do you?
Brother: You’re not going to believe this…
Wait until OP learns about the chaebol system
or NintendoEdit: I was
drunkconfusing Nintendo with something it isn’t, I was wrongAnd riots too
