• portuga@lemmy.worldEnglish
    18·
    3 months ago

    Me: pour me a guiness, please

    Bartender: here you go mate

    Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache

    Bartender: well you won’t believe this…

    • tetris11@lemmy.mlEnglish
      4·
      3 months ago

      Me: Another Guinness please
      Bartender: Here you go
      Me: urgh what is this?
      Bartender: A Stout. Why, is it bad quality?
      Me: It seems so. Don’t you have a way of testing this beforehand?
      Bartender: Now that you mention it…