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Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.
> bites victim
> injects stir bars through fangs
> drag them back to my lair
> throw onto the stir-floor
> suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup
> take napToday was a good day.
Ah, so this is what they mean about PIs cannibalising graduate students.
Sadly this is probably from a child who ate a bunch of magnets.
Lab stir bars are Teflon coated and look like candy. No idea where anyone could find that many stir bars.
Take your child to work day? Shouldn’t be doing that if you work in an industrial lab tho.
Maybe the storage room of a college chem class or smth?
Oh! Stir bars are the magnetic things at the bottom of lab jars when you’re mixing stuff, right?
I thought Stir Bar was a nutrition bar or a chocolate bar like a Boost. Stir isn’t a great name for a protein bar, but it’s not the worst.
I’m stealing this idea fyi. Science themed energy bars.
Whoa, that’s way too many magnets. You’re only supposed to use one, and they go in the second stomach so they don’t impede the passage of food
Put 'em on the spinner!
Mmm magnets.
