It is cute when they curl up into a ball.

Checks out, I’m a girl and I do have 14 legs ! Very proud of my armor plating too, I take good care to keep it super shiny ✨

any female born after 1983 can’t cook… all they know is leaf litter, curl they shells up, scuttling, lay eggs, eat rotten plant matter and lie

Fun fact: woodlice are terrestrial isopods, meaning they share a class (Malacostraca, the second-largest crustacean class after Insecta) with the decapods like crabs, shrimp, etc. Orders Isopoda and Decapoda are far away within the class, but they’re still in there!

Edit: Wait, fuck, is that one girls?

Girls will have armor plating and have 14 legs

New Halloween group costume idea

We call 'em Rolly-Pollies where I’m from. Much better name.

… Go on…