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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/42809071
If you could taste all the flavors with your butthole it would still taste like shit when you shit, you would only taste food when you shove a cucumber up your ass and that is the time you are most willing to taste shit.
What if I put pizza in my butt?
I’ll give you a dollar
But you woukd finally get to enjoy the corn and peanuts a second time around
Nothing’s stopping you from doing that now.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)“Winnie, what are you eating?”
“Honey.”
“Why is your honey brown?”
“It’s the third time I’m eating it.”
That’s not flavour thats inflammation
The skin on your lips is the same as the skin on your asshole. That’s why.
Why don’t we pick our assholes?
You pick you lip? Learn to pick your nose
Just put lots of hot sauce in your pancakes. Duh! Problem solved!
Local man devastated after not tasting his own shit.
Pancakes don’t contain a neurotoxin.
Because evolution remove savory, bitter, sour, and sweet…
If op had taste buds in his ass he probably wouldn’t be posting anything.
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Because you breakdown all the flavinoids before it reaches your butt. The capsasine survives digestion and gets tasted again. However. If you butt chug syrup. You may taste it. Or maybe just carbonated drinks.




