Put a mini safe in there. Fill it with flat washers.

A can of tuna.

This

With my hands silly.

Build an emergency fund and hang on to it for everyone.

I got my best IT Job off of Craigs list so don’t count out that option.

Way too stressful. I worked at a company that was bought by a hedge fund and they were always downsizing, even if it was key employees. It made me under perform and caused insomnia that I never quite got over and it was 11 years ago.

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I think I would take Donald Trump’s business experience. LMFAO. 😂🤣🤣😂

April fools.

One digit

Dick tater (NSFW)

Especially the grammar Nazis that floated here on a turd from the reddit cesspool.