I’m thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun
What’s a chud?
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. Also what the other person posted.
You already know, I promise
Back in my day, it referred to a penis that is wider than it is long. Today it refers to something far less pleasant (ultra right-winger).
I thought that was a chode
A regional dialect, maybe?
It’s an Albany expression.
Ah, that makes sense. I’m from Utica.
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Unironically I wish those of us who haven’t socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.
I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.
Ok I think I got it. Turning Point is giving away a free hat with any donation. Make a $1 donation and give him the Chud hat.
It’ll cost TPUSA more than a dollar to ship you the hat so you’re making them lose out too. Fair warning, I haven’t vetted this link. I got an ad for it on facebitch and remembered your post and came back here. 90% sure it’s legit. Would still use a ghost card and give ideally give them an address that’s not actually mine that I had access to to get the hat so they don’t put me on a mailing list.
Ornamental Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain
Does the Chia pet have a convenient drainage hole in the neck? If not, missed opportunity.
Maybe a bar of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste/toothbrush? C.H.U.D.S. can probably benefit from some hygiene products.
A dildo
The Quran
get him some bootstraps so he can get his own present
This, except I wouldn’t leave a passive aggressive note about getting his own presents, but wishing success and hope this helps instead.
Das Kapital in the original German
This painting is good too. I paint I’d be willing to replicate it for you jk
Charlie’s already being made into chia pet ❔️❔️❔️❔️ wat
