I see memes and stuff about people doing this and I genuinely don’t understand the reason behind it
Existential dread of facing the day?
Or is that just me?
I’m trying to decide between facing another day or ending it all. Some days it takes a little more thought to justify getting up.
With a little bit of practice you can save time by doing them simultaneously! You haven’t truly lived until you’ve started at a wall for 20 minutes during despair breakfast
I need some time to review the life choices that led me to this.
3/10, do not recommend
Review complete, the next 19 minutes will be spent processing existential dread.
My brain and body don’t immediately activate when I wake up.
Think of it like when you had to wait several minutes for Windows 98 to boot from a slow mechanical HDD platter lol!!
I have envied people who are fully aware and alert and ready when they wake up.
For me, it takes longer than a few minutes
I usually sleep so deep that after I wake up I’m still semi-conscious for some time and i’m afraid that if i stand up i might land on my face. All gears are definitely not working right away.
The other ten minutes is just existential dread.
Fighting that urge to lay back down
Powering through the horror takes time.
I did this in the past. And that was to wake up after stirring awake from my slumber.
In my case it just takes a while to get the gears running, but it’s usually 5 minutes at most
Im tired, thats me tryin to get enough strenght to get up
Waiting for my back to slowly compress back into place so I can move again lol. Am old.
