The original:
This is completely absurd, why would they want to make the straws last longer?
Use paper straws for greenwashing, people complain that they’re shit, they add in the chemicals
Because then you’d really have to suck to enjoy capitalist cost cutting lemonade.
It’s not dilluted so much as, this cheap cancer inducing chemical can flavor it strongly for not much money… But we know it’s associated with cancer… Good thing we own the FDA too.
… and then they make a lot of money.
There should be a third panel with text from this HB comment:
Even more reality:
Capitalist 1: I launched a fascist coup in el salvador to gain easier access for tropical fruits
Capitalist 2: I cut away all my lemonade production to invest in AI
The piss one would probably sell alot actually…
that “original” is translated from somewhere as well. did this meme go full circle?!
The piss and pink hair make reference to Belle Delphine’s bath water sale, right?
It had just been long enough that I forgot about that shit. Now you had to go and remind me.
I return the favor.
THE GAME
Authentic horseco piss or the imitation shit
I couldn’t help myself…
Edit - probably should have left “Reality:” in. See revised meme below.
To all the people downvoting: plastering the political compass in contexts where it makes no fucking sense is a kind of ironic humor meant to highlight the reductive nature of judging political ideology by two axes. It’s a shitpost, and a top-tier one at that.
I think it’s more like
Red: State owned brewery is best
Blue: I diluted mine for more profit
Green: mine is just piss (horny)
Yellow: mine is just piss (no sanitation laws)
Honestly, there’s some HFCS bullshit, but mostly storebought lemonade seems to be just lemon juice and cane sugar.
