I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.
I just want to get the USB in the right way on my first attempt. Is that too much to ask for?
To actually fall asleep when my head hits the pillow, and then stay asleep until the alarm goes off.
He said B Tier! As a lifelong chronic insomniac I’d give almost anything for that ability.
Unless there’s no alarm set, otherwise an untimely demise.
Sounds like as good a retirement plan as any. /shrug
The power to be comfortable in any environment in just shorts and a T-shirt. No sunburn, no soggy shoes in the rain, warm while sitting in a snow drift.
Ooh, I’ll be Always-Remembers-What-He-Was-Going-To-Buy-At-The-Store Man.
Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world with a snap of a finger (I would even learn how to snap for this very purpose), just disappear them forever at my will. A single use power, nothing more than that, and I don’t care what that suppose to do to the environment.
For some reason.
Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world
just once?
Well…unless they spontaneously appear or aliens bring them from their planet I don’t think more than once is needed.
Of course maybe another person wants a power to manifest them into the world again.
Having recently undergone a full extraction of my remaining teeth and gotten dentures, I’ll take “has a healthy set of teeth”- or “can afford dental implants”-man
I don’t know if this qualifies as “b-tier”, but I’d really would like a superpower where when hearing a sound I knew exactly what made it.
I live in an old house, in the middle of a forest. Lots of weird noises both inside and outside. Being able to know if a sound I just heard requires my attention (i.e. “is that some animal messing around in my walls, or just the old wood squeaking”) would be gold. The amount of times I’ve gotten out of bed in the middle of the night to investigate something is too damn high. After countless mice, vasps nests, birds, and various mammals deciding to move in with us, my paranoia levels have skyrocketed.
Would also sort out the “is that my kid crying, or just the draft through the vents”-question, as well as “is that normal wood settling noises, or is there more rot I’ve yet to find and the whole house is collapsing”.
I’d be perfect departure time man. Able to determine exactly when to leave in order to arrive at your destination on time, regardless of traffic, weather, or other conditions encountered along the way.
Not a B tier power, my God you just invented the governments secret delivery method. You’re planning perfect extraction and invasion strategies, nuclear fall back evacuation routes. You just became a national secret, son.
the B-Tier power I’d choose is to control bees
yes the pun is intended
B-tier power: Exact Change. Any time I want to pay for something with cash, I have the power to reach into my pocket and pull out exactly the amount of cash money needed to do so. This has no effect on anyone’s money anywhere else, like wallets or bank accounts - it just magically appears.
I’ll grant you the power to always grab exact change, under the supposition you have place sufficient money in your pocket to cover the bill.
Like put only a $100 bill into your pocket, and you can be guaranteed to have $5.32, exactly, to pay for your latte.
Fuck giving you infinite free money man. That’s A tier.
Infinite cash is B-tier?
Infinite petty cash. you can’t buy most big-ticket items with cash, like a new car or a house, and you can’t spend it online, only in person. And, since you can only do it to pay for things, you can’t just pull money out of your pocket forever to hoard. You might be able to trick it with the right accomplice, or just use it to buy gold and then resell it, but it’s pretty inefficient.
My toes are unstubbable
Wow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!
Always remember where I put stuff man
I don’t want to lose another guitar pick lol
Anti ADHD powers are definitely S-tier. A-Tier would be complete control of the hyperfixation.
Being able to fall asleep and wake up exactly when I want to without an alarm man.
Free unlimited WiFi woman.
My knees and elbows don’t hurt man.
