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How can I expand it to that size?
Expand the pumpkin to the size of your …?
I meant expanding my anus to fit a pumpkin in, but OK…
Well that escalated quickly
No Paige, don’t!
I bet the inside of a pumpkin feels like… really really good.
Mmmm… there’s nothing quite like warm, pumpkin pie
Look, I’m just saying I’ve seen two videos of people doing it for the meme.
I hear coconut is a real treat
Not as good as a warm apple pie.
It’s not a waste if its sole purpose for existing is to rot on porches. It’s just a bonus if you can squeeze out another use, like becoming an emergency room curiosity.
It’s still waste even if the primary purpose is wasteful.
Of all the things to worry about when it comes to waste Halloween doesn’t even scartch the surface for me
Still waiting on someone to talk about how fishing nets are 50% of the plastic in our oceans
Halloween food - no.
Halloween plastic decorations, wrapping, costumes… yeah, we can do without
It’s low priority for sure.
Is entertainment wasteful?
Pumpkins are pretty low on my priority list, but entertainment isn’t really a good reason to throw useful stuff away. It’s a waste of water, waste of growing space, waste of fuel for harvest and transportation, and obviously a waste of food.
Sometimes! I think pumpkins are fairly harmless though
Frequently, yes.
Wait, why would it become an emergency room curiosity? Ohhhhh, missed that last part. Gourds really are nature’s dildo.
Consider my gourd
Perfectly shaped
As all things should be.
Last year I placed two dozen or so pumpkins around my property and got up on the roof and started shootin with my AR until the neighbor called, claiming some maniac was on my roof shootin a gun so I went inside cuz that sounded pretty spooky smh can’t have nothin nice no more
Toasted pumpkin seeds:
Using running water seperate seeds from pumpkin guts. Soak them in salt water while you carve. Preheat and bake at 220C for 15-20 mins. Eat them whole.
Insert them whole.
Or rather than soak them, you can manually separate them, oil and salt them, then cook them on a lower setting until they start to go golden brown.
Time to ties some mini gourds into an anal bead 😔
Toss them in the woods, deer fuckin love pumpkin
I’m not an expert but I’m pretty sure the pumpkins you carve are not the same pumpkins you eat. You can roast the seeds, sure, but the inside will probably taste like dirt
They’re the same, I make pumpkin pie out of them. It’s so much better than from a can too.
It can be. Lots of people do eat whats inside pumpkins that they carve. pies, curries, etc. I feel like in terms of waste is one of the much lesser wasteful things people are doing and it often makes good feed and compost
My dog likes it. :) I give her the rest of the innards.
Pumpkin curry is sooooo good.
Freaks me out when they grow white fuzz on the inside 🤢
