Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-210 months agoWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...message-squaremessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-210 months agomessage-square33fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarekurcatovium@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoI do at least two things that she pretends to hate, but definitely does not. When discussing something I always reply this way: Her: Come on, say something. Me: Something. When she needs to do something in the future: Her: Remind me, that I have to buy milk tomorrow. Me: instantly You know, you have to buy milk tomorrow.
minus-squaregroupofcrows@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoWife: Promise you will always listen to me. Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoThat second one follow by “I’ve done my part so don’t forget!”
I do at least two things that she pretends to hate, but definitely does not.
Wife: Promise you will always listen to me.
Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.
That second one follow by “I’ve done my part so don’t forget!”