But then when the bogs get flooded for harvest, the wolf spiders have nowhere to go that’s not water, so the people who are harvesting cranberries are like tall islands of refuge, so they swarm to the humans for safety, so the humans are covered in friendly happy relieved wolf spiders <3
And then, because cranberries are horrible to eat, they make products from them and spike them with ungodly amounts of sugar. Then they lobby the FDA to make exceptions for them to not report “added sugars” since cranberry products are “basically the same as blueberries, bro”
I know too much about them and their destructive practices, they’re assholes. Have a nice day.
Why is there so much hate on bitter. Bitter is superior to sweet in every way. The best pastries are the ones that use cranberries instead of blueberries. Sugar is even added to blueberries and strawberries as if that made them more desirable. The best pastries are minimalist with sugar. Orange-cranberry bread is one of the best combinations.
but they are amazing for urinary tract infections.
Wolf spiders don’t build webs though.
I came here to make sure someone had said this. I usually have a wolf spiderbro in my bathroom. I talked to one this morning in fact, he was a new, smaller one though. They’re great. Eat bugs, no webs. Not significantly dangerous at all.
Building webs is for suckas
They’d like to
I’d call that a rattlin’ bog
Thanks for reminding me of that song
There is so many different versions …
This might be the most aesthetic though
Yeah well peaches come from a can, and they were put there by a man.
In a giant bog? Or somewhere more industrial? Sayyyy some sort of commercial building or warehouse? I would also like to know where this place is, if you knew.
I think I know of what you speak. It’s in the center of the metropolitan area, the middle of the city, down a ways from uptown you might say. Huge place. Some kind of manufacturing facility.
I’ll take “A Factory Downtown” for the win, please!
This true
Love driving past cranberry bogs being harvested! Seeing them flooded is cool.
frog and cranberries it must be fall