Lol. I’m pretty sure my local police have their inbox set to auto delete all driving complaints.

Angry driving can make one quite blunt

Enough to rage over a mundane stunt

At bicyclists abreast

a roar rose in his chest

SINGLE FILE YOU TWO-WHEELED CUN–

Skeleton Warriors!

so did you “bare” this in mind, then?

taking up more road by riding two abreast may appear to take up more road space

These coppas are genuises, and yes I paraphrased it rather than quoting the stupidity.

How are some cyclist comfortable with driving side by side? I was always anxious when that happened, can’t swifel out and nothing and if you fall because of that, the others fall too.

Not a single one of you thought to consider why the hell an official letter from the police would write verbatim expletive quotes in the style of a tumblr teenager instead of simply writing that there was a verbal altercation. Complete lack of critical thinking or a total suspension of disbelief.

“bare”?

Meanwhile, Cyclists in America…

C1: Hey did you hear about those Brits getting yelled at by drivers?

C1: Yeah. Somebody call the whambulance, some cyclists are butthurt about being cussed out lol

C2: lol what a bunch of pussies. Anyway, fid you remember to wear your bulletproof vest today?

C1: Every day brother. Now let’s see how many drivers we can fuck with before one tries to run us over.

When I go for a bike ride with my SO we always ride side by side on streets that have a posted limit at or below 40kmh.

We usually only ride side by side on residential streets. Occasionally we get someone driving too close to us when passing or shouting out their windows saying single file in the same way.

Its like going for a walk, we would not walk in a single file, neither would we sit in a car in single file.