be like the tree; let the dead leaves drop.

turtles eat jellyfish?

“ceo of cloud company says employees must work on premise.”

must do wonders for the marketing of the capability of their platform.

even the strongest amongst us would quail

on hearing the specifics of every such tale.

one would be ever so inclined

to declare that the worst of mankind

lives today in that state of israel.

the optimal approach would be to embrace public transport and let cars go the way of carthorses.

well, that shouldnt have been a surprising find. we’ve already had millions of examples of people talking out of their arses over the years.

With the runners of the study finding that they were unable to replicate such a technique, it lends credibility to the claim that story may have been fabricated.

ah, but did they eat what he ate beforehand?

so did you “bare” this in mind, then?

i’d say that’s the point? the dog is looking at the limited colours it can see, not comprehending that the researcher that laid out the graph has an increased ability in perceiving colours.

it’s a manifestation of the dunning-kruger effect.

TIL about pademelons. they’re definitely more intriguing than their kin, watermelons and muskmelons.

very amusing grads, improper naming action.

they should aim for “cunning” instead of “terrible”.

have you tried riding a roller coaster?

seriously

the creator of this meme originally wanted to include mars instead of earth (which would have made it more technically accurate), but couldn’t because it is the men that are supposed to be from mars.

sometimes, one thinks, any intelligence for government would be a good idea.

so when do they actually reveal the gander, then?

or is the menu filled only with sauce for the geese?

you do know that you are technically dead-naming, right?

thanks to them for making my deredditification that much easier!

that won’t work for yoda, though. for him, there is no triangle. there’s just doangle or donotangle.

big oilwhale conspiracy

fun fact, killer whales are not whales, in fact. it’s a translation artefact. the original spanish term was “whale killers”.

orcas are actually a type of dolphin who were observed to be very good at killing whales.