IBM provided business machines (internationally, even) to Nazi Germany, probably a big help in bureaucratically processing those millions of murders they were doing. I can’t (or perhaps, “won’t” is truer) imagine how much cloud compute a modern genocide requires.

Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver

Going into physics was the biggest mistake of my life. I should’ve declared CS. I still wouldn’t have any women, but at least I’d be rolling in cash.

Honestly, there wasn’t all that much cash to roll in and there’s less all the time now. Plus, if you think busted equipment is bad, wait until I tell you about inheriting legacy code.

I managed until university when I left calculus and entered “Linear Algebra” and man, I really don’t like matrices.

I’ve absolutely driven past a cop who was playing WoW on his laptop while sitting in traffic.

Great book, one of my favorites! Can’t comment on the movie it (apparently) inspired.

Thanks! I hate it!

Knives are also made of atoms

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I don’t get it.

(I do tho)

((or do i?))

“P.J Féret, a native of Dieppe, member of various intellectual societies, offers you the boof across 200 years of time, wyd?"

Oh oh iyo

He lives in me!

Awww, JEJ 😭 Well, as long as there’s baseball, he’ll live on in the cornfields of our cells.

Centrioles is my favorite pasta shape, the little ridges hold sauce so well.

Sometimes you need a stranger to really get that Rough Endoplasmic treatment.

What is this, a barn for aphids!?

Got’em! Saddam!

Space Mutiny is my favorite, but since OP already claimed it (now who will bring toys to the children!?) I’ll go with my close second, Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. It’s such trash and Raul Julia tears up every blessed scene he’s in. He only dabbles in dopples but his love for the cinemas is easy to reciprocate.

Damn, that was incredible! Thanks for sharing. What a speech, that one should really be more widely known, but i can see why it doesn’t get taught in the US.

A vector is a variable-length collection of homogeneous elements. For fixed-length, use an array if homogeneous or a tuple if not. For heterogeneous, untyped collections, please consider one of the many “list” variants.

Angry driving can make one quite blunt

Enough to rage over a mundane stunt

At bicyclists abreast

a roar rose in his chest

SINGLE FILE YOU TWO-WHEELED CUN–

Skeleton Warriors!

Try a typing game, there’s lots of them now in several genres. I learned to touch type in secondary school, doing the old fashioned thing of taping a sheet of paper over the keyboard (and typing under it) so you can’t see the keys. That works but I believe in the educational power of games, and it’ll be more fun.

Otherwise, just practice. If you use lemmy on mobile, try switching to desktop to type more. Start writing letters to people or short stories or anything that just encourages you to type more.