Copypasta, nothing more I want to be than a long overused block of text that clogs up threads all over the net.
I am also partial to shell pasta.
If Lemmy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Lemmy has only one fan then that is me. If Lemmy has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lemmy, then I am against the world.
Spaghetti, because Im lanky, and annoying to handle when Im cooked
The screwed one
Shells. Because I’m less likely to get eaten.
Seriously though. Fuck shell pasta where they all stick together
An impasta because I’m a human bean.
I wish to be spaghetti but at the moment am feeling more like penne.
Any, really. As long as I can use my noodle.
A lasagna newdle https://youtu.be/UoRXQDPkDcs?feature=shared
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