z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agoIf your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down110
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareIf your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squaremultifariace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoCan we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I’m clean?
Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I’m clean?