I like stand-up. It’s probably the only time of the day I see my coworkers. Also we don’t do status reports or anything so maybe I’m just lucky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They are great until you actually need something from them

Hey, at least in 10 years the earth will be mostly the same!

The only place I’ve seen where this sort of thing was published was on reddit, though I can’t seem to remember what subreddit it was. Maybe suicidewatch or unsentletters might have what you are looking for.

Yes, the russian army has been losing the war for two years. That’s why Ukraine continues to advance backwards!

I mean, Ukraine is losing. What kind of deal do you think they can negotiate?

Its a great way to make simple code 300% bigger than necessarily.

Probably Elden Ring. The nost important thing to remember when you are struggling is that the game gives you a ton of options to tackle many problems: do it in a way that makes sense to you. If that’s magic, go for it. If it’s carrying a bow and arrow to lure enemies, thats also good. Summoning friends? Even more fun!

Game reviewer mad when people review a game “wrong”? More likely than you think.

Yes, and like any science it gets revisited and contested periodically.

Backend developer: “The new functionality is done!” PO: Looks at tests “Seems good, ship it!”

Frontend developer: “The new functionality is done!” PO: Looks at his screen “This spacing could be a little to the right, also I think I didn’t really like this text, also it should probably auto-scroll to the top and this button should change colors when I click it and also don’t forget to change the error messages I was happy with before and also I think it should…”

Remember to vote Biden btw.

It would just have the tone dialed down a lot, like the new Deus Ex games.

Same, I was infinitely disappointed.

So you don’t want peace.

If the US won’t be at the table, then Russia won’t either. Ukraine has no autonomy so any deal with only them is toilet paper.

Anything with a fine you can easily pay.

What else can they sanction Iran feom anyway?

Oh boy, I wonder what lie they’ll go for to justify this one.

Cooking is processing food.